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While working away at my desk, I heard an unusual siren coming from the distance. I thought it was probably an ambulance, but it was not the normal ambulance siren. By the time I got to the blinds to look out, indeed it was an ambulance, and it quickly passed by.

What struck me was the man standing out the front of my house. In his hand was a dog lead. The dog was hunched over taking a crap on the foot path. As he turned back from watching the ambulance pass, he saw me staring through the blinds.

Recognition passed across his face, and he quickly gave the dog a sharp pull and  moved off.

I was awoken from a brief afternoon snooze by the loud chainsaw-like buzzing of a massive mosquito.

A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are sitting in a café and notice people going into and coming out of the house across the street.

First they see two people going into the house.

Time passes.

After a while, they notice three persons coming out of the house.

The physicist: “The measurement was not accurate.” The biologist: “They have reproduced.” The mathematician: “If one person enters the house, then it will be empty again.”