Having the best fun with a telemarketer tonight…
Got two calls this morning with no one on the other end, which is the precursor give away that you’ve be rung by a computer, which has now flagged your phone line as answering.
So this evening I’ve had 2 calls so far with Indian ladies that swear their names are like Stephanie, or Mary. After you answer you get a good second or two before their system connecting you to the phone slave assigned to your torture.
I start with “Hello?” and it’s like hitting the start button on the spiel.
“Hello this is Stephanie…”
“Hello?”
“Hello can you hear me? This is Stephanie I’m calling…”
“Hello?”
“Hello? Sir, can you hear me? This is Stephanie I’m calling…”
<click> doot doot doot doot doot…
Update: Wed 10th - Just had Stephanie call again.
“Hello, this is Stephanie calling…”
“Oh sure, can I just start with what you’re wearing?”
…silence… doot doot doot doot doot